You people will believe anything. I didn’t actually get a nose job, that was a blackhead cleansing strip, not a cast. I might have to get a septoplasty at some point because the right side of my nose has been numb since some girl whacked me in the face with a soccerball in 8th grade. #thisisnotanosejob
I look pregnant but look at all of Bo’s Hoes! He recognized me and Kaylyn and Haman had their dreams come true. 💖
Saw the real life #JessDay at @nerdmelt yesterday. She sings for a band called Golden Afternoon and is @zooeydeschanel’s doppelgänger
@mosesstorm IS A SELL OUT!! 🍟🍔💖💁
"Is it #lunchtime yet?" @coworkercat_official
Girls night in. Thank you @kaylynkattt for lending me your bible.
My favorite photo of Robin Williams